Curse

Yichi · Oct 28, 2005, 02:29 PM // 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

So many of these nowadays I might as well just put
'Asshole of the day' on each of my posts.

Got bored playing MK:Shaolin Monks so I decided to play with
my Guild Wars: Healing Monk.

Was going town to town looking for little Halloween Easter Eggs
and got a tell from out of the blue in Droknars Forge.

<perv>: I gently take the ribbon out of your hair.
<me>: ???
<perv>: I let my hand slowly but gently brush against your heaving chest
as I toss the ribbon to the side
<me>: ....ok, how do you even know I'm a girl? You could be cybering a guy.
<perv> I read GWG, but there's time for talk later my strumpet.
<me> "Strumpet?"
<perv> Do you like that name my little one?
<me> Nooooo.....but I like the name Ignore List. Which is where you're going
if you don't stop.
<perv> I softly place a finger over your quivering lips to hush them, while
slowly sliding my other hand down your vestment....
<me> Ok Billy, Ignore List for you.
He then took it to Local Chat, and people proceeded to call him a child
and fling various insults at him. At which time I left.

Moral of the story: .....Don't trust whitey?

OMG i got one of those the other day while chillin in grotto on my lunch break. Aparently Since im a guy and personally the male monks look like crap, im automatically thought to be a girl.

perv: Hey your monk looks cute. are you that sexy?
Me:.......
perv: Where you from?
me: and im tellign you that why?
perv: so that if your as cute as your character itll be worth it to come find you
me:....
perv: you look like u need a hug (comes and sits down hugging my monk)
me: umm ok.... (i get up)
perv: please sit back next ot me
me: no id rather not
perv: i hope that youre as beautiful as your char.
me: umm dude.....
perv: please tell me that youre female, cause if youre a guy im gonan throw up
me: (laughing too hard at this point) sorry to break it to you
perv: GOD DAMMIT!!!11! Why cant i find a nice girl online
me: prob cause youre looking in the wrong place? most people dont play a video game to find a date
perv: thanks for leading me on like that and getting my hopes up
me: i never did anything but sit in here to talk to friends and eat my lunch
perv is ignoring you

Charcoal Ann · Oct 28, 2005, 02:47 PM // 14:47

I've never had that trouble and like 4 of my characters are female (strange that it never happens to male characters

)

i know men that have female characters and WILL say they are female if asked. many of the females i know have male characters. oh well /shrug

maybe you should try and get some money off of them before you blow them off?

Yichi · Oct 28, 2005, 02:51 PM // 14:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charcoal Ann

I know men that have female characters and WILL say they are female if asked. many of the females i know have male characters. oh well /shrug

Ive PVP'd with a guy liek that and even came on vent with us and inbetween matched (we lost in halls) i watched his little speaker go from read to green and heard him say "OMG you guys suck, we should have won that match" and left. were all like HA HA hes running around talking and chatting saying hes a girl and hes a guy. but sadly since we cant name names, only a few people will know who this person is.

tigernz · Oct 28, 2005, 02:52 PM // 14:52

Not necessarily the biggest jerk (unless it was me!), but a fun story nonetheless:

This R/W seemed pretty determined to get me...

me: "I'm using Crippling Anguish on R/W"
R/W: "#$%# you and your noob crippling anguish"

r/w limps around a bit then comes right after me again once its worn off
me: "I'm using Crippling Anguish on R/W"
A few seconds later R/W dies from the mass degen I'd put on him/her

R/W "Rez me! rez me! I have to kick that #$%# #$%# mesmers ass!!!!"
R/W gets rezzed and promptly rushes me again

me: ""I'm using Crippling Anguish on R/W"
R/W "#$%# you play the game properly - noob #$%#'s like you ruin the game for everyone"
R/W dies from the degen again

R/W: "GODDAMN IT REZ ME!!!"
R/W...gets rezzed again
R/W: "OK you #$%# mesmer I'm coming after you and you better not use that #$%# spell again"
me: "ok"...."I'm using Clumsiness on R/W"
R/W swings at me and dies from clumsiness (love it when they use frenzy)

R/W: "WTF WAS THAT YOU KILLED ME IN 1 HIT YOU @#$@ HACKER"
R/W gets rezzed again

me: "I'm using Crippling Anguish on R/W!"

R/W has left the game

Yichi · Oct 28, 2005, 02:55 PM // 14:55

^^^

how stupid can someone be in pvp? people liek that should stick to the PVE portion of the game....

Lord Zado · Oct 28, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mighty Toe

Greatest Jerk I've ever met is a N/Me. I was trying to do Dunes of Despair with my Mo/W and once I was invited into a group, I decided it was a fairly balanced team. I tell them all that I am a Smiter and we enter the mission. Everything goes perfectly until the last 2 minutes of the Hero's counter.

Everyone is nearly dead, but I can't do anything about it because I only brought Heal Area to heal the ghost with. Last man drops, and the N/Me screams at me saying Rezz, Rezz, Rezz! I haven't brought any Resurrection Spells, because I believed that other people had them.

Needless to say, we don't get the mission. Afterwards, the N/Me asks me why I didn't Resurrect people, to which I responded by saying that because I told you I was a Smiter, I would have thought that you would have been smart enough to bring your own Signets along. She begins to flame.

I left.

Ummm, you can't have it both ways. You think he is a jerk because he yelled at you because he assumed you had a rez spell. Yet your reply to him was basically that you assumed he would have one, so you didn't need it.

If someone told me "I'm a smiter", why on earth would I ever assume you didn't bring a rez? People should always bring a rez in PUG's unless you explicitly ask beforehand if you can leave it off. Just another example of 5 seconds of conversation before the mission saving a failure.

Now maybe the jerk in question said some childish things to you afterward that weren't needed, but I would certainly be upset with you more than him in that instance.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Oct 29, 2005, 05:32 PM // 17:32

I was doing Abandon's Mouth for the first time yesterday and I got into a party. We had 2 W/N's me and some idiot one mo/me and a ranger/monk who had to do all the healing. Knowing this I brought blood ritual and healing signet to give them more energy and make up all the health I lost. So my party knows this but apperently the other dumbass warrior didn't. So all the casters are saying stuff like My energy is 3 out of 47 or my energy is 6 out of 81. So I am running around using blood ritual and the casters are tanking me for it. So i guess this warrior doesn't read the chat in a mission. We were at the part were you kill the ether seals and all the little sould gaurdians (lvl 10) come out and are slaughtered. So while I am helping the nukers and healers teh idiot warrior rushes the ether seals and when he realizes its not gonna work he starts running back and well dies. Then the monk uses the rez that brings him back to his location and once he's rezzed all I here is "NOOOOOOB WARROR WHY U NO DO ANYTHIN" He really pissed me off to say the lest but idiots like that make me want to quit these missions.

Poised · Oct 30, 2005, 07:45 PM // 19:45

I have met a few troubled individuals too, first incident is kinda funny though, the 2nd one happened today, both were in the very first post searing mission, defend the wall.

Right from the start, one guy was just standing there, not responding or moving or anything, we tried moving a little, but he just sat there.
Im sorry but I MUST give his name, its kinda part of the story, he was a lvl 3 necro named "Sit Lord" ..... we laughed about that one while warping out and reforming a non leech party

And today we, 2 warriors and 2 monks, set out on the same mission, half way through, just before the big bug fight near the first bonus armor piece, one of the warriors asked us to wait, this was a lvl 12 warrior in really beautifull armor, he then proceeded to ask 50g from each of us to continue to "help" us with the mission ............ we laughed him out, and carried on, he was just hanging back leeching the xp, hoping for us to die, well we quickly got swarmed by 8 or so crawlers, but in the meantime, our other warrior, a lvl 7 in humble armor, pulls out a chaos axe, and starts maiming the bugs, while we monks kept things clean, we offcause won easily, and laughed some more at the blackmailing lvl 12 warrior.
We quickly decided to do the bonus, most off all to spite the warrior guy, and as luck would have it, non of the armor drops went to the blackmailer, so we finished the bonus in style.
Then as we were reaching the cutscene, we agreed to just skip it, all but 1 players skipped the cutscene, this was all the damage the poor guy managed to do to "punish" us for not paying his demand, we didnt die once, we did the bonus with glee, we even laughed at him after the first cutscene for not skipping it, what a petty little warrior boy

Echo Flanger · Oct 30, 2005, 11:59 PM // 23:59

lawl a few funny matches in team arenas last night. I was with... remmie ides and his guild, i was filling in as a ranger interrupter. We were doing pretty good, decent consecutives, then we hit this ToRn group. I'm in SoS and apparently ToRn was like our second guild or something.. i dunno.. I recognized it and said "Hey im in SoS, hows it going?" Instantly some guy says "STFU fag youre a noob" i said "Dude im being nice" and he goes "Noob" or something... his name was "I Cant Read". THen they had this healing monk, Malachai Lightfoot or something... He was mouthing off some too and I couldnt understand why because i had really only said "Hows it going". He said something like "Your guild sucks, im better than any healing monk in SoS". So it was one of the "Get more kills than the other team" rounds, and we ended up sitting around for the entire time watching these guys flame me and me teamchatting "I dont even know why theyre doing that", and after 2 mins was up and it was sudden death i called out malachai and we killed him in like 5 seconds. Then i messaged "I Cant Read" and said "Dude i was just being nice." and he goes "Youre a noob, the only reason we lost is because we had a noob monk you did nothing".

5 minutes later, commence round two, same thing, they mouth me off right away, sudden death, i interrupt the monk and we kill him in 5 seconds again. Anyways our team was laughing because these "torn" guys were being mouthy for no reason and got their asses handed to them twice.

Vhayr · Oct 31, 2005, 01:03 AM // 01:03

Not so much a story but something that I can't understand, and that's when I'm in a group with other casters and they thinks it's best to stand right by the enemy. I mean, why would you, a Mesmer with paper armour, stand right beside the giant Mountain Troll who's tearing you apart like cheesewire through the flesh of Bambi's neck? Then of course, they get rezzed and hit the dirt even quicker.

(I excuse all IW Mesmers, they're just sexy).

Lorien of Mandos · Oct 31, 2005, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

*Sigh* I got one.

This morning after another successful UW run, about the time we lost
favor to Korea, I took all the weapons and foci that I didn't plan on keeping
and headed to Old Ascalon. I give stuff away there to newbie players on
a fairly regular basis. Most of the time people are very appreciative and
thankful for what they get, and I try to give items to people that suit their
class or skills, but this asshole took the taco.

I was just about out of items, and someone messaged me. Let's just call him
Billy.

Billy: U GAWT NE SWRD?
Me: (Thinking; 'Gawt?' Hoo Boy.) Yes, I have one left. Come see me if you want
it.
(Billy comes to me, I put the sword in trade)
Billy: NT MX DMG.
Me: I know, but the requirement is lower so you can use it at your level.
Billy: FK U NT MX DMG GV ME MX SRD.
Me: Look, I do this as a charity to newer players. All the swords and such
I wish to keep or sell are in my storage.
Billy: U GV THSE. KEP UR CRP SWRD/
Me: (Getting annoyed) Look kiddo, I don't HAVE to give you anything.
I do this to help newer players out. If you don't want it don't take it, but
you're not getting my good items.
Billy: YS IM IC UR STRGE N M TKING IT AL
Me: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you're some leet (omitted) hacker and claim
to be in my storage, taking everything for yourself.
Billy: H3L YA NOB I JUS TUK UR SUP VIGR
Me: I didn't have one in there.
Billy: I JUS GAWT UR 1000 EKTO
Me: (Laughing by this point.) Those aren't in there either.
Billy: NT NEMRE LOLOLOLOL I HAX UR IP 2
Me: I'm sure.
Billy: IL PRVE IT. GVE ME UR IP ADRS.
Me: (Laughing and running an IP trace program to look up his)
Billy: IM WTNG NUB
Me: (Rattles off his IP addy to him)
Billy: HAHAHAQ I FUL U U GVE ME UR IP NOW IM GNA HAX IT
(Silence for a few moments, then Billy instantly logs out)

He hacked his own IP.
God Bless America.

This reminds of me of my old IRC days when some kid would claim to be a hacker and want to know our IP addresses, we would tell him 127.0.0.1...seconds later *poof*

Omega_2005 · Oct 31, 2005, 11:07 AM // 11:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorien of Mandos

This reminds of me of my old IRC days when some kid would claim to be a hacker and want to know our IP addresses, we would tell him 127.0.0.1...seconds later *poof*

...you know something, that could BE the ip she sent 'Billy'!

MCS · Oct 31, 2005, 11:21 AM // 11:21

Anyone who has ever "roleplayed" is the biggest jerk I've ever met.

No wait... Thats me when I'm bashing them....

Wyvern King · Oct 31, 2005, 04:51 PM // 16:51

Let's call him Trashman. Here's from when I was a newb (NOT noob) and still learning, but nevertheless not stupid.

A fine sunny day in Ascalon City

Me: Can anyone tell me what 50 tanned hide squares are worth worth?

PMing here onwards...

Trashman: 100 gold, I'll buy.
Me: Ok, I will buy for 120 just for you (urgent).
Trashman: LIEK WTF OMG NOOB NOOB NOOB ALERT LIEK WTF U CRAZY ***HOLE NOOB I HATE YOU NOOB
Me: What?
Trashman: YOU MADE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WANTED TO SELL NOT BUY!!!! RED ENGINE NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Errr.... So it was a simple mistake, get over it.

Local: Me: Buying 50 tanned hide squares, 120 gold.
Local: Trashman: HE IS NOOBY ****
Local: Me: Ignore him, he tried to buy some off me for 100 when actually I want to buy not sell.
Local: Friendlyperson: Mate their worth lots more than 120 lol, he tried to cheat u
Me: hmmm.....

Nice friendly people, extorting from newbies

Cjlr · Oct 31, 2005, 10:40 PM // 22:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistressYichi

people liek that should stick to the PVE portion of the game....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't sic them on us PvErs!

On second thought, they're pretty much unavoidable in any part of the game.

Elistan Theocrat · Nov 01, 2005, 12:09 AM // 00:09

That mad king is the biggest jerk i've met yet.

Kool Pajamas · Nov 01, 2005, 06:41 AM // 06:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elistan Theocrat

That mad king is the biggest jerk i've met yet.

Yeah, he never picked me for rock,paper,scissor

Loralai · Nov 01, 2005, 07:53 AM // 07:53

Here's one of the many reasons I have chosen to stay out of the realms of guilds. Like many other comments, I have read here, I reached a point of frustration with new guild members instantly asking for gold, items, and help. I don't mind helping people with missions, hard quests, etc... but those people that nag you to help with every single quest they have (of course bringing your level 20 into Aschlon to speed things up for them), that just simply peeves me. They acquire no skills, just essentially leech XP by hanging back and taking shots occasionally.

But the worst one, what in fact made me simply quit my guild, after seething over it for a couple days, was a fellow guild mate, who was about a 2-3 week member. My first run in with him was in a UW group run, which he proceeded to ninja loot my drops that had timed out due to an extended fight. (Yes, I chose to actually help others before running off to grab my drops...not to mention I assumed it would be safe considering it was a guild only venture.) I did mention it...
Me: "Hey Player, you do know that was my drop?"
Jerk Player: "Oh really, sorry didn't know."
(Player doesn't give it back.)
Me: "Grr"
(No response.)

I let this one slide. Go a week, play with him a couple times in that period, no problems. Then we all go skill capping outside of Ember Light. We had pretty much cleared the island but were still looking for the boss I needed to cap on. Hit a rough spot in which we all die, again, my drops (which were nice) left along with 2 other players (as well as the Jerks). We spawn pretty far away, at which point a small conversation starts.

Player 1: Gay spawn.
Player Jerk: Yeah.
Player 2: We almost cleared the place, wanna just call it a night?
Player 1: Dunno.
Me: Don't care, but just get me to my shield :P
Player Jerk: (running ahead of the rest leading)
Player jerk picks up Rare Shield.
Player jerk picks up Deadly Cesta.
Player Jerk Picks up Longbow.
Player Jerk picks up War Hammer.
Player Jerk picks up key.
Player Jerk picks up Reinforced Buckler.
Me: WTH! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr
Player Jerk: ?????
(Long pause of anger from me, awkward silence from others.)
Me: Okay, I'm just gonna run back and cap off something dead. I'm out.
Player Jerk: ???
Player 1: That was her shield and her cesta and my hammer and longbow. The key and Buckler were yours.
Player Jerk: Oh I didn't know.
Me: Wrong. I just said it!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's one thing to ninja loot in missions or whatever but off your own guild is lame.
(At this point I take off backtracking over the island to find a dead boss.)
Player Jerk leaves the game.

Never once did he offer to give anyones items back. Even though every last one of us, (but him surprisingly) knew whose items were whose. Later, when confronted about the incident by my husband, (who can't let things like that go), Player Jerk responds to him with "OMG WTF dude you want it back it was a piece of crap???????????!!!!!!!!!!" to which my hubby responds with "Yes I do as a matter of fact." (Never got it back.)

huh · Nov 01, 2005, 08:01 AM // 08:01

Kinda makes you wonder who's the kid doesn't it?
And what should I do?
Should I bother reporting?
Or will it just be labeled as spam once it gets to Anet cos they probably receive so much of this junk?

Note:
I sold the vigor for 65k (who would buy it for 95k anyway)
I can't do anything remotely close to 250 ectos.
Was taking a breather from farming so I was playing his game.

Sister Rosette · Nov 01, 2005, 11:06 AM // 11:06

Rosette's Ass Of The Day:

Someone on my Friend list asks me to bring my monk to help with
Hell's Precipice. I don't much like the idea but I needed to make sure
my Healing/Inspiration Magic build worked. So I agreed. The build
worked fine, up until the 'tank' of the group decided not to wait on
anyone and proceeded to run THROUGH 3 whole groups before
running back to us. The reason? A capture. It went a little something
like this:

Friend: 'Um, is he going to wait?'
Nuke #1: 'Omg wait I have 5 energy!'
Nuke #2: 'F*****g noob.'
"Tank:" 'Omg u fags just wait I'm getting cap.'
Me: 'The boss has to be dead for that to happen.'
"Tank:" 'No doesnt stfu noob i pwn u'
*Tank Dies*
"Tank:" WTF ANET HAXD MY SIGNET
Of course, the mobs he aggroed had gotten us by then, and we were
all dead. And needless to say it was the monks fault for not being able
to keep the party healed while engaging 3 packs of sparks, burnings and
ashen. Because we suck.

*Party restarts*
This time, I took Unyielding Aura as my elite. To keep this jackass in line.
Predictably, he dies. I Aura him, and he gets pissy.

"Tank:" wtf y u brng taht rez?
Me: 'To keep you in line.'
"Tank:" ur just afraid of me. im too good to die'
Me: 'Then why did I just have to rez you?'
"Tank:" becuse u fail as monk
*Cut Aura*
"Dead Tank:" WTF Y I DIE?
Me: 'I cut you off. This is how it's gonna go. You're an ass, you die. You run
ahead, you die. You endanger the group in any way, you die. Got it?'
"Dead Tank:" w/e just rez
Me: 'Fine.'
*Casts Aura*
"Tank:" 'Bitch.'
*Cuts Aura*

This little dance went on for some time before he finally left. The name
"Tank" was in parenthesis because he had NO TANKING SKILLS whatsoever.
Despite advertising he was one. After he left we reformed, got a decent
tank, and proceeded to kick some Lich ass.

Moral of the story: Just because you may be stronger than a monk, doesn't
mean they can't get you by the balls later on.